Jay Stewart (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bbwoof) wrote,@ 2008-10-29 15:49:00 |
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This Is My Brain on Calculus
Sometimes I awaken in the morning thinking about work. Sometimes I awaken thinking about sex. Sometimes I awaken thinking about Magic: the Gathering. Lately, I've been waking up with calculus problems on my mind. (Yeah, for those of you not paying attention, I'm back in school, pursuing a Mathematics degree.)
Last night, I peeled a couple of bananas and tossed them into a blender. I added four ice cubes, 2 cups of Bailey's Irish Creme, and a dash of mace. All of this blended up into a rich, frothy concoction. The lovely and talentedbeckyzoole tasted it and said, "This is pretty good. What do you call it?"
Without thinking, I said, "Put it in a cylindrical glass, and we'll call it Banana Cream Pie R Squared H."
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I didn't claim that it was funny. It's just the way my brain works, okay?
Sometimes I awaken in the morning thinking about work. Sometimes I awaken thinking about sex. Sometimes I awaken thinking about Magic: the Gathering. Lately, I've been waking up with calculus problems on my mind. (Yeah, for those of you not paying attention, I'm back in school, pursuing a Mathematics degree.)
Last night, I peeled a couple of bananas and tossed them into a blender. I added four ice cubes, 2 cups of Bailey's Irish Creme, and a dash of mace. All of this blended up into a rich, frothy concoction. The lovely and talented
beckyzoole tasted it and said, "This is pretty good. What do you call it?"Without thinking, I said, "Put it in a cylindrical glass, and we'll call it Banana Cream Pie R Squared H."
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I didn't claim that it was funny. It's just the way my brain works, okay?
